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Best Clockday Movie Ever Best Clockday Movie Ever

Rated 5 / 5 stars

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Clockday just doesn't have the same closure without a turd movie.



greyclock and pirateclock greyclock and pirateclock

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Before there was flash..

..there was Dada.


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Bill Murray's Space Jam 3 Bill Murray's Space Jam 3

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I see many artists

Too many cooks spoil the pot, so artists must not be cooks or cooks must not be smoking it right.


Recent Game Reviews


jazzy jones jazzy jones

Rated 5 / 5 stars

A game for the ages.

Is this the greatest cat adventure game ever made? I can't think of one that did better. Modern game programmers like you pay attention to what the public really wants in a game. Cats, explosions, and being told which buttons to press. This game ROCKED. I hope to someday play a sequel.

This gaming masterpiece had real suspense as well. How the hell is anyone supposed to deal with a truck on two wheels? When was the last time you've seen someone jump a ravine on a unicycle? What's Fred the Evil's deal? Is animal city even located on Earth? My Compaq TFT500 monitor with it's crystal clear 2.1 VBL pro sound system became larger than life while playing this.

I cannot possibly give this game a high enough rating. The code alone is amazing, considering the medium in which this game was made. Simple yet beautiful. Get a clue, Sierra/Origin/Activision!

Mu Rating: One million/10. I am playing this game now, almost a year after its release, and I would rather play that than the average piece of shit game being released today.



Classic Clock Crew Classic Clock Crew

Rated 0 / 5 stars

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This has been done by no less than five different clocks, each one more creative than the last. Your flash looks as if you decompiled an existing space invaders game, edited a strawberry onto the gunner, and swapped the preloader for a clockday one in hopes of exploiting the newgrounds portal into passing your movie. I downvoted in hopes that you make something better.


Athi responds:

I do not decompile work!
Secondly, it's not my submission for Clock Day, so don't you worry!
Third, one vote up or down doesn't change the world ^^


Singularity Singularity

Rated 5 / 5 stars

The reviewer before me is a total dumbass.

More content please.


Recent Audio Reviews


Innervation Innervation

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Some of the better newgrounds music

This sounded very nice and crisp to my ears. The music seemed to roll from speaker to speaker, while the lightly throbbing bass attempted to center it. I can't say this is a unique peice in the world of techno, but it shows gobs of effort. It makes me wish you had let it go longer, and composed a better climax.


AlexanderZero responds:

That's because the music did roll from speaker to speaker. The melody constantly pans for two reasons: One, it sounds cool, and two if you pan different tracks in different spots its easier to hear them both. so the melody and drums both stand out in this case.